(I am not a fictional character or Daniel Kelly. No gifs used are ever mine, blah blah blah. I'm just doing this for shits and giggles. Any love sent to me is greatly appreciated. Any hate, however, will either be ignored or met with a sarcastic remark. You've been warned. Owen's opinions are not always my own. Please keep that in mind.)
Did everyone just die today? Where is everyone and why are you guys not here entertaining me?
I’m offended, Milligan. An I not entertaining enough for you?
You’d be more entertaining if you stopped talking to…
Free food? I’m down.
Haha, I figured. Cool, let me just grab my wallet and keys and we can go.
Did everyone just die today? Where is everyone and why are you guys not here entertaining me?
I’m offended, Milligan. An I not entertaining enough for you?
You’d be more entertaining if you stopped talking to Tristan about shoes or show tunes or whatever the fuck you two were talking about before I tuned out.
Jealous that Little Milligan is getting my attention? You’re welcome to hang out if you want. As it is, I’m bored as balls.
Me? Jealous? Nah, I’m just bored and being a cranky little bitch. I’m thinking of going on a Taco Bell run. You in? I’m buying.
Did everyone just die today? Where is everyone and why are you guys not here entertaining me?
I’m offended, Milligan. An I not entertaining enough for you?
You’d be more entertaining if you stopped talking to Tristan about shoes or show tunes or whatever the fuck you two were talking about before I tuned out.
Did everyone just die today? Where is everyone and why are you guys not here entertaining me? 
that needs to be soon.
Owen Milligan should not be allowed a camera.
Pft, I’m going to pretend I didn’t see that comment.
If you want. There’s some beer and whisky here if you’re looking to get shit faced.
Ah, great. Are you around or am I stuck alone with minor niner?
I’m here, watching sports net. I’m kind of having a lazy night. I have no idea where Tristan is. Probably in his room singing show tunes or something equally annoying.
